Played by Jeremy Sisto
Bio:George Altmanhas been a single father to fifteen-year-old Tessa for about as long as he’s been a father. But while his wife’s postpartum departure might have blown other men to bits, George picked up the pieces and ran with them. He’s not a perfect dad, but what he lacks in a general knowledge of the teenaged girl’s psyche, he makes up for with a genuine desire to understand his daughter and help her navigate her adolescent years. His ability to sympathize coupled with his metropolitan take on the world has made him an in demand friend and a bit of a hot commodity to the ladies of Chatswin. George works as a moderately successful architect in New York City and the surrounding areas
Played byJane Levy
Played byCheryl Hines
Played byCarly Chaikin
Bio: Dalia Royce has lived in the lap of luxury her entire life and it couldn’t be clearer. Her clothes, her car (which she doesn’t yet have a license to drive), her choice of friends – they all scream money. And, coupled with her inability to look at a hobo or pronounce discount, they also scream bitch. She’s Malibu Barbie, but with more mascara and less emotion. She would prefer not to mix company with those who spend less than $2000 when they shop. If she must, though, she would prefer they didn’t address her directly.
Played byAllie Grant
Bio: Lisa Shay is the kind of person who deserves to be happy in life but probably never will be. At least not while she’s in high school… or college… or her twenties. So she spends her days doing all she can to fly under the radar, lest the people she encounters – her mother, Dalia, the postman – compound the pain. And who can blame her? Her parents shower all their love and devotion on her brother Ryan; Chatswin High glitterati respect only the Nordic and faux-Nordic; and the postman has a chip on his shoulder because he was supposed to be a doctor. Best to let these years slip by and come out of her shell after 2030 or a nuclear winter, whichever comes last.
Played byRex Lee
Played by Alan Tudyk
Bio: is the suburban bon vivant. No one else comes close. After all his hard work putting himself through dental school, he decided he’d earned the right to let loose, and there is no better playground than Chatswin. He loves and frequents every square inch of the place, from the tanning salons to the hair salons to whatever other in-vogue salon might pop up. If Noah’s not in suburbia, he’s nowhere near home.